Dog Opens Up A Used Car Dealership And Is Now A Very Serious Businessman By
Zachary Brenner Updated Nov. 18 2019, 2:22 p.m. ET
One of the cool things about being a dog is that you never need to worry about work. You get to lay about all day and have people bring you food. The only currency exchanged is unbridled affection for your owner and maybe occasionally being used as a cry pillow and therapist when he or she has had an especially bad day. Sometimes dogs pay for themselves by becoming mascots or the face of a company or organization. Not all of them have to be minor league basketball stars like Air Bud or famous actors like...Air Bud. Simply greeting customers every day is plenty, and if they want to take things up a notch, spearheading an ad campaign for their owner will definitely guarantee something better than kibble and bits for the next few years. Regardless of what job a dog is assigned, they're always going to enjoy it because they're spending time with their favorite person in the world and that's really all they ever want to begin with. While many will say that we don't deserve dogs, and to be clear we definitely do not, this type of relationship will build an unbreakable bond for years to come between dog and owner.
All in all, being a dog sounds like a pretty sweet gig.
However, that may not be life for all dogs. Meet Mr. Griff, a very employed and very serious dog. I don't mean he is a bomb sniffing dog or a seeing eye dog. Mr. Griff is a very serious businessman, thank you very much. You can tell by the suit he is wearing.
Who else would wear that suit besides a businessman? Only a business dog.
Mr. Griff's very serious business. Mr. Griff is tired after a long day at work. When you're a business professional but also a sleepy lil nugget 💼😴 • • #brusselsgriffon #petitbrabancon #dog #dogsofinstagram #grumpygriffons #suit #suitandtie #businessdog #business #professional #work #workworkwork #workworkworkworkwork #nap #sleep #sleepy #monday #menswear #mcm
A post shared by Mr. Griff & Gilda (@mister_griff) on May 22, 2017 at 12:35pm PDT
Mr. Griff does not appreciate your shenanigans in this very important meeting. When you walk into a party and there are ZERO dogs #Bye #PackItUp #WereDoneHere #TalkToMeWhenYouHaveDogs • • #brusselsgriffon #petitbrabancon #dog #dogsofinstagram #grumpygriffons #suit #suitandtie #business #fashion #businessdog #teeth #smile #snaggletooth #party #boring #snoozefest #dogmodel #saturday #saturdaynight #turnup #funnyvideos #youshouldbuyyourdogasuit
A post shared by Mr. Griff & Gilda (@mister_griff) on May 20, 2017 at 5:20pm PDT
About to use the corporate nap room... When you get out of work on a Friday #ILoveTheWeekend #NotTheSinger #TheActualWeekend • • #brusselsgriffon #petitbrabancon #dog #dogsofinstagram #grumpygriffons #suit #suitandtie #business #work #workworkwork #friday #tgif #weekend #😆 #funny #businessdog #excited
A post shared by Mr. Griff & Gilda (@mister_griff) on May 19, 2017 at 2:33pm PDT
Mr. Griff even has knick knacks on his desk! The exact moment my dog lost all respect for me #AreYouSeriousRightNow • • #brusselsgriffon #petitbrabancon #dog #dogsofinstagram #grumpy #suit #suitandtie #funny #fidgetspinner #fidget #spinner #ugh #why #no #makeitstop #middleschool #videos #youshouldbuyyourdogasuit #businessdog
A post shared by Mr. Griff & Gilda (@mister_griff) on May 18, 2017 at 3:05pm PDT
Getting a massage after work. Janice, call someone! The hands that are scratching me have grown tired and this face isn't going to scratch itself. I don't care who it is, get fresh hands in here ASAP or you're fired. • • #brusselsgriffon #petitbrabancon #dog #dogsofinstagram #grumpygriffons #suit #suitandtie #business #businessdog #smile #snaggletooth #funny #youshouldbuyyourdogasuit #videos #dogvideo #barkbox #bark
A post shared by Mr. Griff & Gilda (@mister_griff) on May 17, 2017 at 1:27pm PDT
Always nice to get out of the office for the day, right? Does this place sell food? No. Oh, so we're in Hell? Wow, I thought it would be way warmer here... • • #brusselsgriffon #petitbrabancon #dog #dogsofinstagram #grumpygriffons #puppy #suit #suitandtie #fashion #nature #sky #scenic #business #grumpy #funny #food #hangry
A post shared by Mr. Griff & Gilda (@mister_griff) on May 16, 2017 at 11:32am PDT
Ugh. How long is this presentation going to last? When you forget that you're supposed to be listening to someone so you just smile and hope they didn't notice you were totally zoned out thinking about how you'd rather be doing literally anything but listening to them • • #brusselsgriffon #petitbrabancon #dog #dogsofinstagram #grumpygriffons #suit #suitandtie #business #businessdog #work #funny #fashion #youshouldbuyyourdogasuit #video #puppy #cute #smile #snaggletooth
A post shared by Mr. Griff & Gilda (@mister_griff) on May 16, 2017 at 9:21am PDT
Pre-coffee run. Here's an actual video of you at work being bored to sleep • • #brusselsgriffon #petitbrabancon #dog #dogsofinstagram #grumpygriffons #suit #suitandtie #work #workworkwork #workworkworkworkwork #fashion #bored #sleep #nap #bark #barkbox #smile #snaggletooth #saturday #youshouldbuyyourdogasuit #funny #funnyvideos #dogvideo #businessdog
A post shared by Mr. Griff & Gilda (@mister_griff) on May 13, 2017 at 1:05pm PDT
Career goals. "Whenever I'm about to do something, I think, 'Would an idiot do that?' And if they would, I do not do that thing." • • #brusselsgriffon #petitbrabancon #dog #dogsofinstagram #suit #suitandtie #dwight #dwightschrute #theoffice #office #funny #glasses #idiot #netflix #nbc #television #rainnwilson #theofficememes #theofficequotes
A post shared by Mr. Griff & Gilda (@mister_griff) on May 11, 2017 at 2:37pm PDT
Aren't office parties just the worst? Happy birthday to this funny lady! 🎉🎂🐿🎾 Sorry for not censoring her birthday suit #1 • • #brusselsgriffon #petitbrabancon #dog #dogsofinstagram #birthday #dogbirthday #cake #1stbirthday #cute #grumpygriffons #suit #suitandtie #YouShouldBuyYourDogASuit #1️⃣
A post shared by Mr. Griff & Gilda (@mister_griff) on Apr 20, 2017 at 1:33pm PDT
Pay day! When you make an offering and the Dogfather is not pleased #brusselsgriffon #petitbrabancon #dog #dogsofinstagram #dogfather #godfather #thegodfather #money #cash #funny #petsofinstagram #suit #suitandtie #YouShouldBuyYourDogASuit #easter #easterbunny #😤 #grumpygriffons #bark #barkbox
A post shared by Mr. Griff & Gilda (@mister_griff) on Apr 16, 2017 at 11:27am PDT
Pleasure doing business with you. When you sell a previously owned 2004 Dodge Stratus to a lovely middle aged couple and they never realize their car dealer was a dog #brusselsgriffon #petitbrabancon #dog #dogsofinstagram #grumpygriffons #doglover #car #cardealer #theartofthedeal #deal #handshake #firm #suit #suitandtie #bark #YouShouldBuyYourDogASuit #fancy #barkbox #picoftheday #instagram #sunday #sundayfunday #dodgestratus #IDriveADodgeStratus
A post shared by Mr. Griff & Gilda (@mister_griff) on Apr 9, 2017 at 2:42pm PDT
Sorry. I have to take this. Phone call for you, boss. It's a Mr. Seymour Butts. Seymour Butts...Seymour Butts, the name's not ringing any bel....wait a minute! #brusselsgriffon #petitbrabancon #dog #dogsofinstagram #ootd #suit #suitandtie #boss #phone #iphone #seymourbutts #prankcall #aprilfools #funny #grumpygriffons #YouShouldBuyYourDogASuit
A post shared by Mr. Griff & Gilda (@mister_griff) on Apr 1, 2017 at 11:48am PDT
Business partners. Happy National Siblings Day from the Belgian models that live in my house #NationalSiblingsDay #brusselsgriffon #petitbrabancon #dog #dogsofinstagram #grumpygriffons #suit #suitandtie #YouShouldBuyYourDogASuit #fashion #menswear #siblings #monday #mcm
A post shared by Mr. Griff & Gilda (@mister_griff) on Apr 10, 2017 at 11:53am PDT
All of our dogs seem lazy by comparison now.
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